There are a lot of tough issues that we face today and we're going to do our part to make the world a better place.
TFP-CNC
Our "That’s Fair Proposition" ensures everyone does their fair share. Making it a law establishing that the cook does not have to clean.
WL-1234
Bring unity to the country by coming to a federal resolution as to whether whites and lights can be washed together.
RPS-203
Bring an end to indecision by introducing RPS203, Rock Paper Scissors (2 out of 3 on shoot). The bill will require all important decisions to be settled with a game of rock, paper, scissors.
BRD-11
In an effort to reduce our reliance on technology, we will tax all tech giants an extra 1% all the way up from 0.0001% and use the revenue to subsidize board games for everyone in the US.
HF-4L
HF4L is a bill that will make it a felony to leave a high five hanging without returning said high five.